It's Not A Cologne, It's A Weapon!

Joelle . 17 . Perth . I live a life revolving around comedy.
Jan 29 '12

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Jan 29 '12
everythingischemicalsyoufuck:

mostlyminchin:

overuseofmetaphore:

timelord-dovahkiin-at-221b:

tileana:

hillcrestpark:

YEAH I WANNA MAKE YOUR CHILDREN WATCH YOU EAT YOUR OWN FACE MEAT!

 <3 <3

Best thing ever.
Maybe would could get through a corus of the song. Here goes:
DING DANG, DING DANG DONG,

 This is my Phil Daoust song. Everybody Sing along.

La la la la la la la, I hope one of your family members dies!

everythingischemicalsyoufuck:

mostlyminchin:

overuseofmetaphore:

timelord-dovahkiin-at-221b:

tileana:

hillcrestpark:

YEAH I WANNA MAKE YOUR CHILDREN WATCH YOU EAT YOUR OWN FACE MEAT!

 <3 <3

Best thing ever.

Maybe would could get through a corus of the song. Here goes:

DING DANG, DING DANG DONG,

 This is my Phil Daoust song. Everybody Sing along.

La la la la la la la, I hope one of your family members dies!

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Jan 29 '12

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Jan 29 '12

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Jan 28 '12

Gingerbeer has never tasted so good.

After getting home from the shops and walking around outside in 40 degree heat I headed straight to the fridge.

First thing I saw was gingerbeer.

Delicious.

It was nice to catch up with Amy and Maddy again, I’ve not seen them properly in a  while :)

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Jan 28 '12

paintedlillies:

Mutated… in a good way!

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Jan 28 '12

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Jan 28 '12

Sherlock: a show about the funny lines of the brilliant Dr. John Watson.

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Jan 27 '12

Sherlock is a peppy and uplifting show

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Jan 27 '12

Perhaps I have too many comedians on Facebook when managers start showing up in my ‘people you may know’ section.

No, I shan’t be adding Karen Koren, I disliked the way she handled Minchin’s career.

Boo to you. Don’t go making snide deals with other agencies without his knowledge.

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Jan 27 '12

belindatheblonde:

Stephen Fry on the joys of swearing (September 8th, 2007).

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Jan 27 '12

Plan for the evening.

  • Shower because I am sweaty from the gym. Also, I enjoyed the gym. I didn’t expect myself to. Interesting development there.
  • Head over to physio early to see if any of the stores across the road have P-plates as mine are cracked and dying due to the sun.
  • Go to physio. No more bruises please?
  • Come home, have dinner.
  • Put Cabin Pressure on my iPod, head up to Nanna’s and knit the night away.
  • Yes.
  • Good.
  • Have more bulletpoints.

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Jan 27 '12
mariposima:

Another photo of the lightning during the fireworks last night over the Swan River in Perth.  There was so much lightning… it was like nature saying “now THIS is how you do fireworks…”  Photo by Matt Titmanis.

mariposima:

Another photo of the lightning during the fireworks last night over the Swan River in Perth.  There was so much lightning… it was like nature saying “now THIS is how you do fireworks…”  Photo by Matt Titmanis.

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Jan 27 '12

HEY, YOU.

bearpolars:

ARE YOU LISTENING TO CABIN PRESSURE?

BECAUSE IF YOU AREN’T

YOU ARE SORELY MISSING OUT ON SOMETHING

BRILLIANT (like polar bears).

HERE

is a fantastic masterpost for this excellent radio series.

I downloaded the first one yesterday! It’s added to my list of things to do this evening. I listened to the first 5 minutes and it sounded good.

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Jan 27 '12
espencanfly:


Bridal Veil Mushroom

espencanfly:

Bridal Veil Mushroom

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